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Season Demotivational Poster



TAGS: spring seasons humor
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 1:04 am
Love the pun, Ig. I also love the spring; the cool air, the warm sun, the flowers bloom . . .
lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:27 am

LOL! Saw the pic and couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:53 am
**groan** Still 5'd it on the grounds I didn't get there first, lol.
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:40 pm
Legs Vernon rolls


IT'S OFFICIAL - Hunting season is over.

ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !




TAGS: xmas mithras season fate
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 3:49 pm
They COULD all be some type of Ancient Rednecks. After all, this statue appears to predate NASCAR by a century or more.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:34 pm
This was not some small cult. Over 400 Mithraea (underground temples) have been found with over 700 depictions of this scene, called the Tauroctony.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:29 pm
No one's sure. Christianity did it's best to erase all trace of this religion. It happens underground with Mithras looking toward Sol Invictus (The unconquered sun) Animals of other constellations help him kill the bull.
steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 1:47 pm
Why is he wrestling with an animal? It is a depiction of some ancient Rodeo?
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
Of course (had slap) the Phrygian cap….dead give away, and badge of the south central Anatolia turf wars…..Emilio, this stuff starts yer engine, don’t it.
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2012, 12:23 pm
Mithras is always shown dressed in Anatolian style with a Phrygian cap.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:05 am
What's That On His Head ?
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 8:48 am
Well crap, ED, you always force me to read. I thought Tammuz had the greater influence….’course I also thought that statue was David slaying a lion.


OPENING SEASON ! - Bring A Lot Of Cash, Because Baseball Is Boring With Out Beer !

TAGS: season
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:42 am
Baseball Boring?? Your spoiled, try CRICKET now that’s Boring.
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 11:40 pm
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:06 pm
Finally,…….DRINKIN’ OUTSIDE! Woof! Take me out to th…..go for a ride?


TAGS: life time female behaviour vanity joke season snow sexy leg beauty easter friend
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:40 am
Thats what I call dedication to your job, ladies!
Preacher Man - October 15, 2009, 11:57 pm
Aww, those poor darlings, they must be so cold. Wonder how we can help warm them up?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2009, 8:16 pm
Hmmm, I'll take the one in the bikini!!!


TAGS: sad seasonal affective disorder winter
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:43 am
In the six winters I've been riding, there has only been one, this past winter, when I had to take my car to work (three different times) not because of snow or ice, but forecast lows too cold to get either bike started at the end of my shift.
MashiMashi - April 2, 2014, 1:41 pm
Milwaukee we had the snow and ice melted now we see where all the potholes are....we had spring for a day and a half back to winter
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:44 am
So true. Although I can't tell where exactly where you're taking about. For me the Bay Area is a real nightmare on Elm St. Within this past week it was 60° then - no joke because I can't make this up - 90°, now it's currently pouring rain.

Canadian Harvest Moon -

TAGS: moons seasons canadian harvest blue
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:36 am
Ya got that right Uggie...thanks.
ughomer - October 19, 2013, 9:46 am
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Canuck humor - can't beat it!


Winter Health -

TAGS: flu season guide to wellness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 19, 2014, 9:50 pm
Doc advises switched the tomato juice then, to V8.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:32 pm
Sounds like a plan...'cept the celery...can't do the celery...displaces too much vodka.

SUMMERTIME - When the bounties of the season are ripe for the picking but always seem to be someone elses property.


AUTUMN - As the Autumn before Winter The life before death

TAGS: autumn fall seasons death epicscribbles
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by EpicScribbles

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 4:27 pm
5weet! I'm not the only one who views seasons like that. I not forever alone after all!
EpicScribbles - June 2, 2011, 10:49 pm
Thank you
house - June 2, 2011, 9:33 pm
Looks like you figured out to make motifakes, with excellent results. This should also go to motitwist
house - June 2, 2011, 9:32 pm
Looks like you figured out to make motifakes, with excellent results. This should also go to motitwist


TAGS: i miss winter see you next season
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - March 12, 2010, 9:13 pm
Thanks aggy
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:46 pm
5 inevitable lions.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Well, it's going to be raining like a mofo here all weekend. Enjoy your BBQ. Damn it.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 7:13 pm
nothing but ice left here. and a little snow in the shade
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
It has been unseasonably warm for the past week Mo. I'm only a couple hours from CANADA (the greybeard, not the country) and I will be firing up the barbecue and eating on the deck tomorrow night!
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:09 pm
I'm confused. There's like 4 more months of winter up there right? (5 snowblowers BTW)

CUBBYBEAR & CULOS - Love The Hawaiian Triathlon Season

TAGS: cubbybear loves the hawaiian triathlon season
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by MustyK

culos - January 13, 2010, 1:07 pm
I know I do.....

THE JESUS - Is the reason for the season ...


THE SIMPSONS - Being Kickass and overpowerful for 20 seasons and a movie

TAGS: the simpsons movie 20 seasons
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by C. Hood

ww - November 1, 2008, 1:49 am
put that down fat ass
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:26 pm
This show is classified as the longest running animated sitcom. I think it's coming close to being one of the longest running all time shows now.


TAGS: get in early this holiday season
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 7:28 am
I heard jesus was contemplating buying a pair but he was going to wait til they went on sale... Apparently jesus saves
Greeny - September 7, 2012, 7:19 am
How about "Help! I'm being help prisoner in a Flip-Flop Factory"? Nice to see you V


* 'tis the season * -

TAGS: tis the season wine
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 1:47 am
Heehee thanks Prissy! Those little pull tabs can take the place of popcorn when it's strung around the tree too :)
MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:55 pm
Ah you snobby types. Pull tabs and bottle caps from beer and pop work too! I'll give ya 5L's but please don't spend them all in one department store!

Why I hate TV shows -

TAGS: tv shows series season finale sopranos
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

kwill - October 2, 2016, 4:44 pm
The payoff was there for a lot of us. A better question is, Why does 1/2 the audience feel dissatisfied b/c they didn't get to see the character they built-up over 6 seasons die in the end? Naw.

Why I hate TV shows -

Why I hate TV shows -

Why I hate TV shows -

Why I hate TV shows -

Why I hate TV shows -

Abrupt Endings -

Late Bloomer -


Seasons -

Autumn -

TAGS: autumn fall season year life
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 2, 2013, 11:12 am
That's frighteningly accurate. . . Oh, God I'm old! 5L


TAGS: next season
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
FTW!! 5L
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 7:34 pm
I wish


TAGS: reason cards season internet pc
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by timmey

boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:56 am
Merry ChristmaHannuKwanzaa-dan! PC Bastards. It's Merry f in Christmas!
pzykosiz - November 27, 2010, 3:41 am
someone tried to make it taboo because it has the word 'hell' in it
rerun - November 26, 2010, 6:04 pm

soon it will be taboo to even say hello.
jameswnash - November 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
Happy Chrishanukwan!
rerun - November 26, 2010, 9:19 am

ain't that the truth.....


TAGS: this season will rock but on a budget
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Who Cares? - January 14, 2010, 10:16 pm
Judging by the look on the kids face somebody just told him about the snake.
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 8:35 pm
Five negligent lions for you!
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 8:35 pm
Does no one else notice the giant fuckin' snake in the background? The big, yellow thing!?
Derek - January 14, 2010, 8:30 pm
"Chucky Cheese"? Does it make people throw up?
R.S.Jake - January 14, 2010, 6:33 pm
I would actually watch this one.



Personal Hygiene -

TAGS: body hair seasons preparing misspriss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
Seriously e.r.v. WTF?
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:45 pm
Deep breaths...through the nose, slowly exhale through your mouth...extremely slowly. Wouldn't want you to have a heartache! Thanks crotchety, makes my day when I know I made someone else hyperventilate.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:20 am
Laughing . . . Can't . . . Breathe! 5L
MissPriss - March 4, 2015, 8:51 pm
You keep telling yourself that dizz...teehee. Thanks!
MissPriss - March 4, 2015, 8:49 pm
Aww, only sometimes 'cern? Thanks for the vote!
mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:18 am
Yes, BigO. The farging symbol fairy does her job with excess enthusiasm and vigor! Just have to out smart the little beyatch!
mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:16 am
LOL!!! With the favorite redhead elsewhere, I can totally relate, but I won't be needing pruning shears. A razor will do just fine! 5 laughing lions!
concern3 - March 4, 2015, 2:35 am
Some times you scare me, 5er
MissPriss - March 3, 2015, 2:38 pm
Now there's an image that I can live with...was it Froot Loops? Thanks for the vote Mr. Gary!
GaryO - March 3, 2015, 8:52 am
really? s.w.a.l.l.o.w is censored?
GaryO - March 3, 2015, 8:51 am
Down! Breakfast; STAY DOWN! 5 hard swallows
MissPriss - March 2, 2015, 10:28 pm
Moo(?) I just snort laughed! I don't like snort laughing. Thompson...NO ONE is from Thompson...teehee. Thanks for the L's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2015, 10:16 pm
You never told me you were from Thompson. As always 5L

A Place Upon The Tree -

TAGS: seasonal decorations
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - December 20, 2014, 1:19 pm
Excellence. Merry Ho-Ho-Ho Greeny.
GaryO - December 19, 2014, 8:24 am
Now THAT'S funny
steve1961 - December 19, 2014, 8:07 am
Np. You were probably just channeling your Inner-Emilio. ;-)
Greeny - December 19, 2014, 4:38 am
apologies for that wtfier moment of mine
steve1961 - December 18, 2014, 9:37 pm
Is you correcting me, You Green-Skinned Grammar Nazi?
Greeny - December 18, 2014, 9:15 pm
*are things... and thank you mr. steve
steve1961 - December 18, 2014, 3:58 pm
There is very few things in life that I don't hate and this I don't hate even a little bit. Well done. 5L.
Greeny - December 17, 2014, 7:23 pm
Fresh? Not really, there are hundreds of them - some I've done are as fresh as eggnog that was left out for a few days...
Thedge - December 17, 2014, 6:00 pm
Avatars. Very fresh idea. Thank you.
Thedge - December 17, 2014, 5:55 pm
Nice. 5'd
Sho - December 17, 2014, 5:25 pm
that picture wizardry. 5/f

To the tune of 'Deck the Halls' -

TAGS: tis the season to pay taxes ugh
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - February 12, 2015, 8:26 am
'Turbo' geeeeezus, the start of another great day
GaryO - February 12, 2015, 8:24 am
I so love TuroTax. 1. Whud ya make? 2. Send it in.
lgvernon - February 11, 2015, 5:06 pm

Been working on mine since before the New Year. Last year I received a refund check for a little over 23K. Contacted the IRS and did not cash the check. Turns out they put someone else's estimated tax payment in my account.


Merry Giftmas -

Christmas Shopping -

TAGS: tis the season
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - November 23, 2014, 9:48 pm
No, but I did manage to startle the bejesus outa some lady. Reached out and grabbed her leg...thought it was my woman. Nice ankles.
lgvernon - November 23, 2014, 9:43 pm

Do you hide in the clothing rounders and whisper, "Pick me...pick me?" I had to go to the fabric store today to get a piece of material for a project. They gave me the Black Friday flyer, saying the prices were good for Wednesday, too. I LOL'd.
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 9:12 pm
Lordy, I’ve seen many a horrific sight, but I think the worst is the yarn department. Mostly I just entertain myself, draping material over me and hiding between the bolts of fabric until I’m told to go to the truck.
lgvernon - November 23, 2014, 8:42 pm

LOL!~My daughter's teen years were the worst. Other moms talked about how wonderful shopping with their daughters was. My daughter dragged me from store to store like an Evinrude with a snagged boat anchor.
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 8:38 pm
You stand alone, LG. As for me, I just target shop, but I feel I’m approaching the grampa stage, as my Wrangler has a bad habit of moving to another parking location while I’m shopping.
lgvernon - November 23, 2014, 7:20 pm

I am not a hunter/gatherer. A genetic mutation, I know.

The color for fire season is red! -


Hay fever -

TAGS: allergies seasonal benadryl sudafed
Rating: 5/5

Springtime On the Prairies -


Road Signs v2.0 -

TAGS: deer rutting season
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

demon001 - December 27, 2013, 5:31 pm
Deer me! Sorry!
Swampfox - December 26, 2013, 11:24 am
Those are elk. Just sayin'

error 404 -

TAGS: sunless seasonal affective depressive disorder
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 24, 2015, 3:40 am
LOL! GROOOAAAAAAAN! 5L for that terrible pun, Greeny! LUV it!
mizzdizz - May 24, 2015, 3:39 am
Thanks, Big O!
GaryO - May 23, 2015, 11:53 pm
5Ls, poster and comment
Greeny - May 23, 2015, 10:26 pm
Akin to Cher, neither is f*cking Sonny anymore

Nummy numbers -


even when you make a complete ash out of yourself! -